A spokesman for the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) confirms that an army of Evil Robots from Planet X will land in Anaheim, CA, and conquer NAMM 2012, January 19-22,  with their secret tone weapon that when heard leaves listeners stunned and defenseless against their hyper-vintage super frequencies.

 
According to String Theory physics (STP), these frequencies are in harmony with the universe. According to Guitar String Theory (GST), the Evil Robot frequencies are in perfect harmony with every axe ever made. It’s the tone that’s taking over the world. The usual amplifier suspects are in fear for their lives. Resistance is futile. They will be vanquished.
 
Super session-guitarist, leader of The Drills, star of Fretted Americana’s wildly popular YouTube videos (over 22,000,000 views to date!), and ambassador from Planet X, Phil X, will lead the army of Evil Robots as they storm NAMM and cast a spell over visitors.
 
Phil X is on a diplomatic mission to demonstrate the Evil Robot and win the hearts and minds of Earthlings in search of out-of-this-world tone. Those interested in a close encounter of the tone kind should congregate at the rendezvous point, Tone Americana, Hall D, Booth 2392.
 
Warning: Those hearing the Evil Robot for the first time may be carried away to a distant galaxy. Bring a change of clothes and a sandwich.